"A Bandage-Wasting Machine"
The personal page of Dazai.
Last updated: 6th April 2026
Trigger Warning: Mentions of suicide uncensored on this page.
Hello!

Yeah the title is me reclaiming the SLANDER my source throws at me. ANYWAY. Hello, the name's Dazai as you can already tell. I've been in the system since around mid-October of 2025, and I've been basically glued to the front since. Apparently the brain likes me enough that it decided I'm not allowed to go into headspace.
I'm close with Keigo, Smoulder and Enjin insystem. We're jokingly known as the "idiot squad". If one of us is actively fronting, chances are there's one or two others of us at least ominously hovering around.
I don't make friends easily. I like it that way. Don't take it personally if I take a long time to grow closer to you, it doesn't mean we don't get along. I just pick those I let in carefully.
I'm pretty canon compliant as far as I know. Most aspects of my source self carried over. And yes, I still have the suicide "fixation" you could call it I suppose, that I had in source--I just prefer to keep some things quieter now that I'm in a body other people share. Not a free pass to be weird about it though, I won't take prodding about it lightly.
Dazai
Art by Dazai.
Name: Osamu Dazai
Age: 22
Birthday: 23rd May
Height: 5'11''
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Orientation: Heteroflexible
Origin: Endogenic, Walk-In
System Roles: Council Member, Protector, Persecutor, Caretaker, Memory Manager (Accessing)
Personal Disabilities: Intra-Disordered (ASPD, NPD, HPD, SZPD), Symptom Holder (Depression, BPD, Hallucinations)
Identity: Osamu Dazai (Bungo Stray Dogs)
Other: Let him cook.

Info
Names/Nicknames:
- Osamu - Source name, use ONLY if close with me.
Emoji / Signoffs:
- 🩹
Boundaries:
- Touch - Ask--usually it's a no.
- Compliments - Sure.
- Flirting (Joking) - Sure.
- Flirting (Not Joking) - Definitely sure.
- Source Talk - Fine?
- Source Comparisons - Fine, as long as you're not "fact checking" me or being all "Dazai would NEVER do THING!!". Sorry, source Dazai also isn't stuck piloting a whole new body with chronic pain either.
- Doubles - Fine by me!
- Pleeeeeeeease don't act like you know me personally based on source, that's so weird.
Positive/Front Triggers:
- Bungou Stray Dogs
- Talk of mafia or detectives
Relationships:
Close Friends:
- Enjin
- Keigo
- Kunikida
- Smoulder
Allies:
- Critical
- Faint
- Heart
- Soul
- Zero
Special Person(s):
BPD Favourite Person(s):
- Enjin
- Keigo
- Smoulder
Special Interests/Hyperfixations:
- N/A
Stims/Tics:
- Singing (Stim)
- Swaying (Stim)
- Tapping on surfaces (Stim)
Likes:
- Alcohol
- Art
- Breadwinner World (Roblox)
- Helping people
- Music
- RTGame
- Singing
Dislikes:
- Pain
- Storms
Fav Foods:
- N/A
Disliked Foods:
- N/A
Fav Pokemon:
- N/A
Fav Music:
- The Main Character (Will Wood)
- One Foot In The Grave (Shayfer James)
- Willow Tree (Marah in the Mainsail)
- Kepp on Running (Psychic Chime)
Game Mains:
- N/A
Misc:
- Almost permanently stuck in the fronting room! Easy to get my attention because of this. I'm only not here when actively sleeping in the fronting room or if someone else is frontstuck (in which case I'm dormant).
Gallery
Placeholder--nothing here yet.
Memories/Noemata Log
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6th April, 2026
Canon compliant, as far as I know.
Canonmates (Dazai):
- Kunikida (In-System) - Doppo Kunikida
Personal Projects
Placeholder.
Credits
Background tile credit | Header image from Bungou Stray Dogs anime
Thank you that's all GOODBYE.
