"A Bandage-Wasting Machine"

The personal page of Dazai.
Last updated: 24th April 2026
Trigger Warning: Mentions of suicide uncensored on this page.

Hello!

Yeah the title is me reclaiming the SLANDER my source throws at me. ANYWAY. Hello, the name's Dazai as you can already tell. I've been in the system since around mid-October of 2025, and I've been basically glued to the front since. Apparently the brain likes me enough that it decided I'm not allowed to go into headspace.

I'm close with Keigo, Smoulder and Enjin insystem. We're jokingly known as the "idiot squad". If one of us is actively fronting, chances are there's one or two others of us at least ominously hovering around.

I don't make friends easily. I like it that way. Don't take it personally if I take a long time to grow closer to you, it doesn't mean we don't get along. I just pick those I let in carefully.

I'm pretty canon compliant as far as I know. Most aspects of my source self carried over. And yes, I still have the suicide "fixation" you could call it I suppose, that I had in source--I just prefer to keep some things quieter now that I'm in a body other people share. Not a free pass to be weird about it though, I won't take prodding about it lightly.

Dazai

Art by Dazai.

Name: Osamu Dazai

Age: 22

Birthday: 23rd May

Height: 5'11''

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Orientation: Heteroflexible

Origin: Endogenic, Walk-In

System Roles: Council Member, Protector, Persecutor, Caretaker, Memory Manager (Accessing)

Personal Disabilities: Intra-Disordered (ASPD, NPD, HPD, SZPD), Symptom Holder (Depression, BPD, Hallucinations)

Identity: Osamu Dazai (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Other: Let him cook.

On member page 11.

Info

Names/Nicknames:

Bit Magnet - Live by the bit, die by the bit, nickname by the bit.
Osamu - Source name, use ONLY if close with me.
Zai - Nickname, sometimes.

Emoji / Signoffs:

🩹

Boundaries:

Touch - Ask--usually it's a no.
Compliments - Sure.
Flirting (Joking) - Sure.
Flirting (Not Joking) - Definitely sure.
Source Talk - Fine?
Source Comparisons - Fine, as long as you're not "fact checking" me or being all "Dazai would NEVER do THING!!". Sorry, source Dazai also isn't stuck piloting a whole new body with chronic pain either.
Doubles - Fine by me!
Pleeeeeeeease don't act like you know me personally based on source, that's so weird.

Positive/Front Triggers:

Alcohol
Bungou Stray Dogs
Keep On Running - Psychic Chime
Talk of detectives
Talk of mafia

Relationships:

Close Friends:

Enjin
Keigo
Kunikida
Smoulder

Allies:

Critical
Faint
Heart
Soul
Zero

Special Person(s):

BPD Favourite Person(s):

Enjin
Keigo
Smoulder

Special Interests/Hyperfixations:

Stims/Tics:

Finger tapping (Stim)
Singing (Stim)
Swaying (Stim)
Tapping on surfaces (Stim)

Likes:

Alcohol
Art
Breadwinner World (Roblox)
Helping people
Lethal Company
Music
RTGame
Singing
Socialising

Dislikes:

Pain
People making sourcebased assumptions
Storms--I have a storm phobia actually
Touch, most of the time

Fav Foods:

Disliked Foods:

Lamb
White Claw Seltzer

Fav Pokemon:

Fav Music:

The Main Character (Will Wood)
One Foot In The Grave (Shayfer James)
Willow Tree (Marah in the Mainsail)
Kepp on Running (Psychic Chime)

Game Mains:

Misc:

Almost permanently stuck in the fronting room! Easy to get my attention because of this. I'm only not here when actively sleeping in the fronting room or if someone else is frontstuck (in which case I'm dormant).

Gallery

Fraud, my dragonsona and extension of our collective dragon kintype.

Toyhou.se

Memories/Noemata Log

6th April, 2026

Canon compliant, as far as I know.

Canonmates (Dazai):

Kunikida (In-System) - Doppo Kunikida

Personal Projects

Factfolk-related Writing:

Intersecting With Fact - (1,100+ words)
Commentary on how fictionfolk and factfolk are overlapping more than you'd think, and how factfolk overall might actually be more common than people tend to think about--specifically in a plural context.

Credits

Background tile credit | Header image from Bungou Stray Dogs anime

Thank you that's all GOODBYE.